Ever wondered what your major would be like if it were a person? Picture a party where college majors come to life—each with a distinct personality, style, and worldview. Some are running the room, others are calculating the optimal snack-to-guest ratio, and a few are deep in conversation about human behavior or cellular functions. Here’s what the Big Five might look like if they walked and talked like the rest of us:
Business: The carismatic leader
Outfit: Blazer over a casual tee, perfect hair, firm handshake.
Business walks in like they own the place—because one day, they probably will. They’re always scanning the room for connections and opportunities, pitching startup ideas between sips of cold brew. Whether they’re organizing the party or networking in the kitchen, they make you feel like you’re one handshake away from your big break.
IT´S NOT PERSONAL, IT’S JUST BUSINESS…
Engineering: The sleepless fixers
Outfit: Hoodie, jeans, and tired eyes.
Engineering didn’t really want to come, but someone mentioned the keg tap wasn’t working, so now they’re under the counter fixing it with tools from their backpack. They’re brilliant, practical, and often misunderstood. Not the loudest voice, but probably the one who saved the night.
Psychology: the empathetic observer
Outfit: Cozy sweater, glasses, warm demeanor.
Psych is the person you end up talking to on the balcony about your childhood. They’re friendly, intuitive, and always asking the kinds of questions that make you say, “Huh… I never thought about it like that.” They’re not judging—they’re analyzing (lovingly).
“It’s fascinating how group dynamics shift after the second drink.”